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Jun

Tak reti speaking English, memalukan ke?

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Hoi hoi hoi.

Asyik ‘hai’ je kan. Hoi pun comel juga. Eh, korang tahu tak sejauh mana kepentingan pengetahuan kita in English? Cukup tahu basic pun dah kira okay kot. I pun takdalah terror sangat, mengaku jelah kan. Tapi, takdalah sampai taktahu langsung pula. Check it out!

Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Sekarang, dengan menggunakan maksud mengikut kefahaman tersebut, mari kita translate kan ayat di bawah.

That server gives a plug and play service to the
client using either hardware or software joystick.
The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Selepas di translate :

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk
dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis
keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan
ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Nampak tak macam dah ada maksud lain? T_________________T Hahahahaha jangan fikir bukan-bukan sangat. Ambil iktibar, renung-renungkan dan selamat belajar English! Teehee.

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56 Responses to “Tak reti speaking English, memalukan ke?”

  1. amoiNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    you make me laugh. tq. :haha:
    amoi´s last [type] ..Budak nama Abdul Asyraf dah umur 20!

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:19

    @amoi, kenapa babe, kau tengah tension ke?

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    amoiNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:21

    yup. tensen. sumone mungkir janji. I susah nak maafkan org yg mungkir janji ni even janji kecil sekecil kuman pun. T_T. and twitter over capacity. bertambah tensen. grrrrrr

    :sobs:
    amoi´s last [type] ..Budak nama Abdul Asyraf dah umur 20!

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:24

    @amoi, alaaa siapa yang buat momoi aku niii ;p maybe dia tak sengaja atau ada reason yang kukuh kot? face him/her and asking =) oh, twitter over capacity adalah sangat sengsara :(

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  2. Liyana LNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    HAHAHAHA syggggg as usual u buat i tergelak gila gila bila i teringat balik kisah batang gembira ituw. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA teringat sgt2 memori keluar dgn ayun , zana, tasnim. masa tu ada mamat tamil rapat2 kn bdn dia dkt zana which masa tu zana duduk and mamat tu berdiri dlm bas. lepas tu zana boleh ckp ‘ acikkkk, aku dpt rasa batang gembira dia HAHAHAHAHA okay nk menangis i dh T_________T :haha:
    Liyana L´s last [type] ..Budak comel gilaa kenan kucing mata biru.

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:22

    @Liyana L, hahahahahaha i ingattttt, u pernah tanya dekat twitter, “joystick dalam bahasa melayu panggil apa?” HAHAHAHA kelakar kan. euwww gelinya dapat rasa batang gembira lelaki india tidak dikenali -__________-”

    :hikhik:

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  3. hudaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    0ooo00 direct translate eks :haha:
    huda´s last [type] ..babbling

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:23

    @huda, hahahaha direct je lah, kenapa? tak comel ke, hihihihi :woo:

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    hudaNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:32

    @Rara, comel2 :yes:
    tapi agak kegelian disitu :wink: hihihii
    huda´s last [type] ..babbling

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:37

    @huda, hihihihi

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  4. MieyaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    Okay entry ni comel, buat mieya tergelak sorang² :haha: :haha:
    Mieya´s last [type] ..Macam mana nak lupakan bekas kekasih?

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:37

    @Mieya, kenapa sorang-sorang? bacakan depan mama, wkakakka confirm mama mieya hantuk kepala kakrara pakai sudip :p

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    MieyaNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:48

    @Rara, depan mama buat apa, baca depan zul lah. :haha: gataiiiii
    Mieya´s last [type] ..Macam mana nak lupakan bekas kekasih?

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 01:08

    @Mieya, amboiiiiiii babyyyyy =P

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  5. eyraNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    erkkkk errkrkk hahaha

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 00:38

    @eyra, hoi kenapa tercekik ke? wkakakkaka :haha:

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  6. nurullNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    kelakar lah.. ade sedikit kelucahan disitu.. adoiii.. u ni.. blog mmg best ah.. smlm entri sarang lalat.. ni entri direct translate..

    smbung gelak… :haha: :haha: :haha:

    eh, i ingt mr21 nk komen sbb dia mnx link entri ni td.. hihihi..
    nurull´s last [type] ..lots of ♥

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 01:14

    @nurull, haaaaa i pun serba salah nak buat entri ni, tapi apa ada hal, nak sharing benda funny kan? :p eekekeke. sometimes entri camni boleh buat kita happy juga.

    eh mr21 minta link nak buat apa? ayokkkkk TAKUT

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    nurullNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 08:38

    @Rara, betul2.. kn bagus kita menceriakan orang.. hihihi.. dia mnx sbb nk bce.. i bg dia yg you blockquote je.. pastu dia kate.. bak link.. pastu tetibe kate dah sent..i ingt dia komen.. :)
    nurull´s last [type] ..lots of ♥

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:05

    @nurull, yeke, hihihi, kelakar juga encik doktor tu ye.

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  7. syahirulNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    my name is rain and i cannot stop laughing after i read this entry.. hahaha.. hohoho.. hihihi… btw my english broken..
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  8. x-poNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    erkkkk
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  9. fykaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    alahai maksudnya..hehehe,tgh2 mlm ni xjd mengantuk truih.. :haha:
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  10. Huda LunaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hahahahhahah
    *guling guling*

    u ni mmg lawak la
    adoiii
    ngek betul je
    huuhu :haha:
    Huda Luna´s last [type] ..Dulu aku Boyish.

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:06

    @Huda Luna, hahahahaha terbayang muka huda gelak besar :P

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    nurullNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 16:51

    @Rara, cemane eh muka huda gelak besar? slalu tgk dia senyum jek… :hee: :aww:

    eii.. selalu lupa jwb soalan math ni tw.. :huh:
    nurull´s last [type] ..lots of ♥

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  11. _FIN_No Gravatar
    10Jun

    rara ni.. pagi2 da bt org gelak :haha: :haha: :haha:

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:06

    @_FIN_, hihihi kenapa tak suka ke? T________________T

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  12. HazzyNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    kelakar gila :haha:

    With Love,
    HazzySuperb
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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:06

    @Hazzy, haaa dah gila ke? :hikhik:

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  13. kechixxNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hhahahahahahahahahaha…so funny lolll..:)

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  14. Kakak MarahNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    Rara,
    ini tak sopan.
    Kakak marah tau!

    KAH KAH KAH.

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:07

    @Kakak Marah, KAH KAH KAH kakak marah janganlah marah, rara tahu kakak ketawa besar bersama Medina :) hepppp jangan kasi husband kakak marah baca tau, nanti dia blocked blog rara :p

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  15. gooseberriesNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    :haha: da jd maksud len lak.. tp masa study lu lec nak terangkan maksud joystick tue in bm kayu ria..smpai skang kot masih ingat g..klakar jek..
    gooseberries´s last [type] ..lagenda budak setan..

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:08

    @gooseberries, haaaaaaa tu la, dulu kan macam kecoh, apa maksud joystick. masa study dulu pun ada perkataan joystick tu hahahaha

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  16. hudaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    kalau i pikir lain tu mksdnya i ada mslh mental ke eh? HAHA :P :hikhik:
    huda´s last [type] ..Ada ke lelaki yang suka pakai seluar dalam wanita?

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:08

    @huda, tak, maksudnya u NORMAL :p

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  17. SyafrizalNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hehe memang lawak kalau translate cara direct ni..
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  18. missxidiNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    sukanya…hehe..wat org ketawa d tgh hari =)
    mcm mane kalo org ckp “english is fun”?
    >> english melucukan! <<
    hahaahaha =P :haha:
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  19. nurainNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    owh..dh penah bace ni..i tau u amik ktne..hee~ :)
    nurain´s last [type] ..Yay! Saya sudah boleh menuai anggur sekarang..:)

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:40

    @nurain, katne babe? benda ni dah belambak kot siap ada yang forward email kat i. LOL

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    nurainNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 12:46

    @Rara, kt web ape tah..lupe..but mmg lawak la dear.i bace 1st time pon kelaka.n ni bc pon still gelak lg.haha :)
    nurain´s last [type] ..Yay! Saya sudah boleh menuai anggur sekarang..:)

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  20. nenek modenNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hahaha..lucu betul..hehehe pernah terbaca.. :hikhik:
    nenek moden´s last [type] ..WoW!!!syok!!!

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 16:45

    @nenek moden, hihi lucu kan..

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  21. DanialNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    ahaha best la entry ko nih..
    kelakar lak aku bace..
    aku nak follow ko la..

    anyways, nice entry =]

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  22. ery fariehaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    woooshh
    ahahaha~
    ery farieha´s last [type] ..Nak membebel kejap.

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    RaraNo Gravatar Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 16:45

    @ery farieha, hahahahaha *tutup muka*

    :worry:

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  23. helliozNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hai gula2

    english memang basic needs la nowadayz
    gwa nak blaja mandarin ah
    gyahahaahaahhaha~

    btw,
    kalo direct translation memang lahnat
    gyahahahahaahahahaaha~

    BABA!
    gyahaahahahaahahaaha~
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  24. .::wanie::.No Gravatar
    10Jun

    hahahaha mmg sesuatu
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  25. Fatehah A.No Gravatar
    10Jun

    erk…saya x pikir lain… :hikhik:
    Fatehah A.´s last [type] ..Benci betul aku kalau jadi macam ni

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  26. deylaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hahahaha. sengallah. mari ketawa bersama kak rara :hikhik:
    deyla´s last [type] ..ini bukan dari nazim othman, tapi…

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  27. ahmNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    kekadang memalukan juga

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  28. AxNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    starting baca dh ingt nk ckp psl org yg berlagak speaking..tp bila dh soh check it out tu dh agak dh ni entri psl apa..hahaha..

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  29. Lonely ?No Gravatar
    10Jun

    auu, sakitnyaa, di mana tu erk ?? adehhh T___________________T :huh:

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  30. cik yukiNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    hahaaa layan ~~
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  31. SafienaNo Gravatar
    10Jun

    Wehh.. lucunyer.
    keep on sharing sweetie.. enjoy reading yr blog hihihi keep it up darl!.. muaaah <3

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